Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay.(via kshma)
Sometimes I can’t tell whether the glass
Is half empty
Or if I’m
Sometimes I feel like they’re both the same thing
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift
This sums up my life pretty well